Same old, same old

Ty’s wrong: Home Depot is a lot more than I thought it was cracked up to be. Props to Dave. It was June of last year when I first visited Lowe’s Home Improvement. I liked their clean, uncluttered aisles, bright lights, wide selection (particularly on the...

Greetings Mr. or Ms. Tinhorn Dictator!

A quick little Risk-like role-play, starring you as El Comandante. The world awaits your roll of the dice. Imagine for a moment that you’re a third-world tin-horn dictator and that you are, like everyone else on the globe, watching today’s scenes of the US...

All my friends know the low rider

Low rider is a real goer. Low rider is the one to meet. Baby Davison is a little higher. Erin is in tip-top shape and so is baby. No problems whatsoever. We did learn at today’s appointment that baby has not dropped. (Apparently, baby’s just a low rider.)...

Not far from the tree

“His body language bellows his uninterest, his distraction, his uneasiness, his callousness; and he tends to blurt out all or part of what he’s really thinking, even as he’s trying to lie about it (a linguistic struggle that intensifies his...

I was dreamin’ when I wrote this

If U didn’t come 2 party, don’t bother knockin’ on my door. I got a lion in my pocket and baby he’s ready 2 roar. Our neighbors Brian and Debbie throw one heckuva party. They were celebrating their birthdays last night and issued invites to...