Family and friends

“You look like a synchronized swimmer synchronized with yourself.” —Erin builds Jonah’s ego Mom: “Are you going to celebrate?” Ty: “Probably not.” Mom: “Not even with a muffin?” —Our 10-year anniversary plans...

My 5 cent bet

Matt and I have a 5 cent bet going. I say that Kerry will win while garnering more than 300 electoral votes. Matt says it will be under 300. If it’s 300 exactly, I think we’ll donate the money to charity. In my ongoing effort to feel good about this wager,...

Why be bummed by politics?

Especially when you can roll your own Bush stump speech or your own Kerry stump speech? Good times for the politically astute, I promise! If you’ve got broadband and don’t mind a little PG-13 (or R) rated political satire, JibJab is the place for you. This...

Gay marriage

“The last chance to preserve marriage in Oregon,” reads the brochure. What, are they outlawing it or just forcing everybody to get divorced? “Seven facts you must know,” or Seven bogus arguments you must read. Here we go…. Oregon ballot...