World Cup 2010: Netherlands v. Denmark

I think we can all agree that those buzzing instruments in the stands (vulvas? Something like that, though I’m pretty sure that’s not it. You can’t tell me that’s not a pretty funny thought, though) aren’t the least bit annoying. My God,...

World Cup 2010: Germany v. Australia

So this is a game that Germany, despite their youth, should win convincingly. Australia gets an early chance or two, but Germany threatens as well and nets a rocket in the opening 10 minutes. 1-0 Germany. Germany’s Ozil gets a yellow for diving. Hurray! To the...

World Cup 2010: Serbia v. Ghana

Serbia comes out shooting in the opening minute, already lending more excitement to the proceedings than we had all last game. Shots coming in now from both sides. Hurray for a good game! Well for whatever reason it took Serbia getting a guy tossed in the second half...

World Cup 2010: Slovenia v. Algeria

Update: Awesome. It didn’t take but three days before the early morning games completely messed with my head. I spent the entire game thinking Slovenia was Algeria and vice versa. Now corrected in the following text. Both teams have come out looking to move the...

World Cup 2010: England v. United States

I’m not the first and I won’t be the last to say this: Starting Clark in the midfield is a big mistake. Not crazy about DeMerit either after what I’ve seen recently, but you’ve got to put somebody there, and he’s tough if nothing else....