https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2017/03/16/trumps-budget-makes-perfect-sense-and-will-fix-america-and-i-will-tell-you-why/?utm_term=.bd36e0ce85d1

All schoolchildren will be taught by an F-35 wearing a Make America Great Again hat.

The best part may be that the White House just read the headline, their standard for intellectual engagement, and promoted the article in an email blast to media. (See http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2017/03/17/white-house-promotes-fake-news-article-praising-trump-budget.html)