The Things We Dare Not Tell

The Things We Dare Not TellBy Henry Lawson     The fields are fair in autumn yet, and the sun’s still shining there,    But we bow our heads and we brood and fret, because of the masks we wear;    Or we nod and...

Howl

Howl by Allen Ginsberg: I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the...

Clowns

If there are 12 clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you’ll just be the 13th clown. —Adam Walinsky

A little bath time theology

I don’t care if it reminds you of Jesus on the cross. The duck is not for hitting. —Erin, proving that the religious education of our kids is going just swell

Friends and Family

You’re going to be a great big girl, and I’m going to be big mustache. —Jonah explains the future to Elisha

Student Quotes

Erin teaches high school English. Although the spelling has been cleaned up on some quotes so that they’re understandable, they’ve been left “as is” on others since the spelling errors are part of what’s funny. And now, Student Quotes...